Luhlobo olunjani lokudubula?
Yhooo, akwaba bendinentombazana enje.
Bendizomkhotha.
¶Ndinyuse idick yam ndafumana umsebenzi wesandla ¶¶
Amehlo osana ayamangalisa! Kumnandi ukumbukela ebeke umqhagi emlonyeni ejonge phezulu. Kwaye lo mqhagi unentloko ebomvu uthathe ixesha elide ukuwundwendwela. Kodwa useyitsalile intanda yakhe emanzi kuyo. Amabele awoyikekayo eli rhamncwa, ngendimgalele uncumo lwakhe kuye ngokonwaba!
Enxibe njengamantombazana angama-99 ekhulwini endidibana nawo esitratweni, uNina North ukhangeleka eqhelekileyo. Kodwa kwenzeka into engaqondakaliyo kuye xa ipanty yakhe ibetha phantsi. Kukho imagnethi yendalo, okanye isilwanyana esivela kwindawo ethile, kwaye ufuna ukutyhala inkuku yakho etyebileyo emlonyeni wakhe omncinci. Wahlukile ngaloo ndlela.
I-fucking wankers.
Ividiyo ibuthathaka!
Ngubani ofuna ukulala ngesondo rhoqo?
Iividiyo eziyeleleneyo
Akwaba bendingena ngempundu.